Archive for May, 2008

Knee-Mail: Brother Alex

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

From:    Kent Hovind
Sent:    March 8, 2008
To:    Brother Alex
Subject:    Answer to Blog Post

Dear Brother Alex,

Thank you for writing in to my blog site on February 17, 2008 at Comment #104. I’m so glad that my story of the young father blessed you all the way around the world in Belarus! Your English is fine. I cry every time I read your comments.

You Christians in communist and Muslim countries have suffered so much for so long! Thank you for staying true to the Lord Jesus Christ. Maybe God will let me clean your floors when we get to Heaven. Truly your reward will be great!

The Christians in my country are very spoiled. We have no idea about what real persecution is. I read a Voice of the Martyrs’ publication (persecution.com) and weep as I realize how many of my brothers around the world are in pain every day.

I’m embarrassed that I complain about my imprisonment. I’m so blessed that my children and grand children love the Lord and love me. They get to come visit me once in a while. Many in your churches were taken from their families for many years and some never saw them again.

Thank you so much for praying for me! I’m truly honored to have prayer partners like you. I would be honored to come preach in your country when I get out of prison. My case will have to be reversed for me to travel outside of the United States, so please continue to pray for my swift release (Acts 12:5).

Praise the Lord! Slava boko!

Kent Hovind

Knee-Mail: The String

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

From:    Kent Hovind
Sent:    March 8, 2008
To:    The String
Subject:    Glorifying God When You Don’t Understand

A:    Hey! Stop hitting me! I can’t take it anymore!

KH:    Who are you? Where are you?

A:    I’m the A440 string in this piano. You keep hitting me over and over. I’m already under incredible stress all the time. I’m a prisoner in this dark box. My entire body is stretched out, tied down at both ends, and unable to move.

Life is tough enough and then you come along and hit me! Stop it, please. It hurts and makes me cry out every time I’m struck. Sometimes you hit me hard! Other times you give me several quick hits in a row. There have even been times when you hit me and then just let me scream on and on before letting that blessed felt pad finally come to comfort me and stop my screaming. Do you realize what you are doing?

KH:    Actually, yes, I do.

A:    Well, it’s not just me. All the strings around me get hit also. When certain ones get hit, it even starts a low sympathetic rumble in me as I feel their pain even though I wasn’t hit.

Everyone in this box is really stressed out and struggling just to hold on. Life is hard in here already and then you come along and hit us! What exactly are you doing out there?

KH:    I’m sitting at this piano playing “Holy, Holy, Holy.” Your crying out is an essential part of a beautiful song of praise to the great God of the universe. You get hit twice in a row to make the third “Holy.” You have a place of great honor in this song. It wouldn’t be complete without you.

A:    Do you have to hit me?

KH:    I’m afraid so. You don’t add to the song unless you get hit. You will just have to trust me to see the bigger picture. Hold still and cry out when it hurts. It’s all part of the plan. It’s OK.

A:    I don’t completely understand, but hey, I’m in the dark. I trust you.

KH:    Good. Let’s sing.

Knee-Mail: “Hold Up the Pen”

Friday, May 23rd, 2008

From:    Kent Hovind
Sent:    March 6, 2008
To:    God and Moses
Subject:    Obeying During Discouraging Times

First read:    Exodus 17:1-13:

Exodus 17:1  And all the congregation of the children of Israel journeyed from the wilderness of Sin, after their journeys, according to the commandment of the LORD, and pitched in Rephidim: and there was no water for the people to drink.
17:2  Wherefore the people did chide with Moses, and said, Give us water that we may drink. And Moses said unto them, Why chide ye with me? wherefore do ye tempt the LORD?
17:3  And the people thirsted there for water; and the people murmured against Moses, and said, Wherefore is this that thou hast brought us up out of Egypt, to kill us and our children and our cattle with thirst?
17:4  And Moses cried unto the LORD, saying, What shall I do unto this people? they be almost ready to stone me.
17:5  And the LORD said unto Moses, Go on before the people, and take with thee of the elders of Israel; and thy rod, wherewith thou smotest the river, take in thine hand, and go.
17:6  Behold, I will stand before thee there upon the rock in Horeb; and thou shalt smite the rock, and there shall come water out of it, that the people may drink. And Moses did so in the sight of the elders of Israel.
17:7  And he called the name of the place Massah, and Meribah, because of the chiding of the children of Israel, and because they tempted the LORD, saying, Is the LORD among us, or not?
17:8  Then came Amalek, and fought with Israel in Rephidim.
17:9  And Moses said unto Joshua, Choose us out men, and go out, fight with Amalek: tomorrow I will stand on the top of the hill with the rod of God in mine hand.
17:10  So Joshua did as Moses had said to him, and fought with Amalek: and Moses, Aaron, and Hur went up to the top of the hill.
17:11  And it came to pass, when Moses held up his hand, that Israel prevailed: and when he let down his hand, Amalek prevailed.
17:12  But Moses’ hands were heavy; and they took a stone, and put it under him, and he sat thereon; and Aaron and Hur stayed up his hands, the one on the one side, and the other on the other side; and his hands were steady until the going down of the sun.
17:13  And Joshua discomfited Amalek and his people with the edge of the sword.

GOD:    Good morning, Son!

kh:    Good morning, Lord!

GOD:    Still wondering and struggling aren’t you, Son?

kh:    I’m sorry, Lord, but yes I am. Why did You let this happen to me, my family, the ministry? When do I go home, Lord? I feel like I’m not doing much for You in here, and I miss my family and freedom badly!

GOD:    Come with me, Son. I’ll teach you something today…Do you see that man on the hill?

kh:    Yes, Lord. Is that Moses?

GOD:    Yes, Son. Go talk with him.

kh:    OK, Lord.

KH:    Excuse me, Moses. What is going on here? Why are you standing here holding up that stick?

Moses:    Hi, Kent. Look down at the bottom of the hill. Do you see the battle going on between the children of Israel and the Amalekites?

KH:    Yes. It looks like the guys with the white hats are winning.

Moses:    What? They don’t have any hats on.

KH:    That’s just an expression from the cowboy movies about the good guys winning.

Moses:    The “good guys” are the Israelites and they are winning, but what’s a “cowboy”? Do you mean a bull?

KH:    No. That would be a “boy cow” not a “cow boy.” Never mind. I’m sorry I brought it up. Anyway, if the battle is down there, why are you way up here?

Moses:    Oh, I would love nothing better than to be down there swinging a sword, but God told me to stand up here and hold up this stick.

KH:    Why?

Moses:    I don’t know for sure and it makes no sense to me. I just do what He says. So far everything has worked out great as long as we just obey. I guess I don’t need to understand.

I’m sure getting tired of holding this stick up though. Hur and my brother Aaron are rolling that big rock over here for me to sit on. I admit, I feel guilty sitting up here safe and sound holding a stick, while everyone else does all the work fighting the enemy down there.

KH:    Hey, you’re eighty years old, Moses. Sit down, relax, take a break, and watch the younger generation fight this time. Just your presence up here seems to be inspiring them to fight harder.

Moses:    I see that, but I’d still rather be swinging a sword.

GOD:    Let’s go, Son. Now, did you see it? Just by sitting still, Moses inspired thousands to fight the enemy. How many letters have you received in prison from people who have been motivated to start ministries because you are locked up?

kh:    Counting the two in last night’s mail—about fifty, Lord.

GOD:    Check your file, Son. It’s just over eighty, and that’s just the ones that have written to you. Moses did more good for Me and more damage to the enemy by just sitting on the rock on the hill and holding up that stick than he could have done with a sword, on the battlefield. I know you don’t like this assignment, Son; but you are doing more good for My kingdom and more damage to the enemy by just sitting still and staying faithful. You stick to holding up your pen. Keep writing. It helps encourage others. Plus, you are bearing fruit in there. Look at Kyle and Steve.

kh:    Oh, Lord! Thanks for sending them. Kyle has been saved a week now and is growing like crazy in Your Word. He is really a “new creature” (II Corinthians 5:17). You can change a man quickly, Lord!

GOD:    That’s what I do best, Son.

kh:    And Steve tonight was so ready to be saved! Thanks, Lord. I really needed that boost to my moral. It showed me that I can still bear more fruit while I’m here.  Steve’s a new babe in Your family now.

GOD:    It’s not just souls saved, Son. Did you hear what the guys said in the prayer circle tonight?

kh:    Yes, Lord. They were very excited to hear about the new souls that were saved.

GOD:    Oh, it’s a lot more than that, Son. You have been winning souls (Proverbs 11:30; James 5:19-20) for thirty-nine years now, but most of the Christians in there with you have never had the joy of winning one soul yet. You are helping to change their lives as well. I know this is a hard assignment for you, and I know you are tired of being here. You have told Me that thousands of times.

kh:    I’m sorry, Lord. I do gripe a lot, don’t I?

GOD:    Yes, Son. So did Jonah, Moses, Job, and every other child of Mine in history. Learn to rest on Me. Sit down, Son. I’m the Rock (Deuteronomy 32:4-31; I Samuel 2:2; II Samuel 22; Psalm 18:2; 31, 46; 28:1; 71:3; 89:26; I Corinthians 10:13).

You are helping others in and out of prison by just holding up that pen. Ralph, George, and David are really thinking because of that simple analogy I gave you between the physical and the spiritual.

Life really is simple, Son. In the physical, first you are born, because of someone else’s efforts. This only takes a few minutes. Second, you grow. This takes years and requires a lot of your effort. Third, you reproduce. That is fun.

In the spiritual, first, you are born again, because of My effort for you on the cross. As in the physical realm, this too, takes only a few minutes. Second, you grow (I Peter 2:2). This takes years and involves your efforts. Third, you reproduce, or win souls. There is no joy like it (Luke 15:7, 10)!

Your steady testimony is changing lives, Kent.

kh:    But Lord, I’m not steady. I get discouraged so easily in here. I really miss my family. I’m a lousy example, Lord. I’m loaded with flaws.

GOD:    You and I both know that, Son. You are not Moses, but I put you there because I knew I could trust you for this assignment. Sit down, hold the stick, and quit gripping.

kh:    Can I sit sill at home, Lord?

GOD:    Soon, Son, soon. I know what I’m doing. I’ve got your back.

Knee-Mail: The Closet

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

From:    Kent Hovind
Sent:    March 2, 2008
To:    God
Subject:    Dedication and Consecration

Luke 10:42 “But one thing is needful: and Mary hath chosen that good part, which shall not be taken away from her. ”

GOD:    Hey, Son, I see you are disappointed that the 11th Circuit Court denied your Motion for Release Pending Appeal.

kh:    Yes, Lord, real disappointed. I am really ready to go home and get back out preaching.

GOD:    I know what I’m doing, Son (Romans 8:28). Come with Me. I want to show you someone. … Do you recognize this place, Son?

kh:    Yes, Lord, this is the dormitory where I lived at Midwestern Baptist College in Pontiac, Michigan. That’s my room, #102, right there.

GOD:    Do you remember what is in that door to the left, Son?

kh:    Oh, yes, Lord! That’s the closet where the water heaters are.

GOD:    Have you ever been in there, Son?

kh:    Yes, Lord, many times. That’s where I went to get away from the noise and talk to You. Are we back in 1973, Lord?

GOD:    I see all time at the same time, Son. I’m eternal. Slip inside that closet and listen to the young man in there praying.

Young Man:    (on his knees at a chair between two huge water heaters)
“Lord, thank you for saving me and letting me come to school up here to train for Your service. I’ve learned so much about Your Word and about evangelism. I don’t see how I can remember it all. Please help me.

Lord, I’m getting married in a few months. Thank you so much for Jo. Please protect her down in Peoria and please prepare me to be a godly husband and leader for her.

Lord, I don’t know what You are preparing me for, but I want to dedicate  myself to serve You wherever You need me. The need is so great everywhere, Lord. Please put me in the thick of the battle for You. I don’t like the idea of leaving my family and going to a foreign country but I’ll go anywhere and do anything You say, Lord. Please guide me and use me.

Thanks for my good job at General Motors, Lord. Please give me strength to keep up this busy schedule, do a good job, and be a good testimony to others at work. Please save Ed, Lord. He shows no interest in You, Lord. Help me as I work with him each day to let You shine through me.

I’m sorry that I get so busy with school and work that I don’t always have time to talk with You and worship You like I should. I know I tend to be like Martha too much and not enough like Mary.

Slow me down if You need to, Lord, so we can always be close. I love what You have done in my life so far. You have changed me in a thousand ways. Please be patient with me and gently help me grow. I’m sorry I’m so hardheaded, Lord. I know it must frustrate You to work with me sometimes.

I love you, Lord, and really want to please You with my life. Use me in Your kingdom any way You want, Lord. I’m Yours.

And, Lord, please strengthen me now as I go to work. I’m so tired, Lord. Please walk with me and hold me up by Your right hand.

In Jesus’ name,

Amen

GOD:    Do you still feel that way, Son?

kh:    Yes, Lord, more than ever.

GOD:    Let’s get you back to 2008, Son. I love you and always will. This prison time shall pass. I’ve got everything under control. Your family is fine and growing stronger in their relationships with Me. The creation ministry is still reaching souls all over the world. This is your time to be like Mary.

Sit and learn at My feet. Martha was too worried about the food. Remember how I provided the manna, and how I multiplied the loaves and fishes? I can handle the food.

I know that you are anxious to get back out preaching for Me. It’s coming. For now, let’s just go for a walk and talk a while. I’ve got your case under control and I’ve got your back.

Knee-Mail: "Hey, Lord, I’ve Got an Idea to Help You."

Monday, May 19th, 2008

From:    Kent Hovind
Sent:    January 23, 2008
To:    God
Subject:    God’s Power

kh:    Hey, Lord. I know the US government is really powerful and it’s next to impossible to get out of prison once they get you in. So…I’ve been reading Psalms and I’ve got several ideas that will help You get me out and back to preaching.

GOD:    Son, I know all your thoughts already (Psalms 10:4; 94:11; Isaiah 66:18; Ezekiel 11:5; Matthew 9:4; 12:25; I Corinthians 3:20) so I don’t need you to tell Me what they are. Plus, I already know all the ways to do everything (Job 42:2).

I can make a man out of dirt (Genesis 2:7), a woman from a rib (Genesis 2:21), a man within a woman (Genesis 4:1), and a man from a virgin (Isaiah 7:14) or from nothing at all.

I can bring life out of dirt (Genesis 1:24), out of water (Genesis 1:20), to a dead man who touches a prophet’s bones (II Kings 13:21), to a pile of dry bones (Ezekiel 37), to a dead girl (Matthew 9:18), by just touching a casket (Luke 7:14), through rock to a man who was already dead for four days (John 11:43), to Myself after being crucified (Matthew 28; Mark 16), and to millions who have been dead for centuries and whose molecules are scattered around the world—just by blowing a trumpet (I Thessalonians 4:16)!

I can heal people by touching them (Matthew 8:1-4), by touching their hand (Matthew 8:15), by touching their eyes (Matthew 9:29; 20:34), or by putting My fingers in their ears (Mark 7:32-35). I can heal just by talking (Matthew 9:1-7; Mark 3:5) or just by having them fall at My feet (Matthew 15:30). I can heal people at a distance without them seeing Me or even knowing that I’m doing it for them (Matthew 8:13; 15:28). I can heal people who just touch Me or My clothes (Matthew 14:36; Luke 6:19; 8:44), or by spitting on them (Mark 8:23). I can use mud to heal (John 9:6), have an angel stir up water (John 5:4), or heal by standing over someone (Luke 4:39). I can heal by just having the shadow of a disciple pass over sick people (Acts 5:15).

I can get people out of prison lots of ways as well, Son. I can make a king have a dream he can’t understand and release a child of Mine in one minute (Genesis 41) or just release him on a whim (Genesis 40:21). Sometimes I work through the normal appeals process (Jeremiah 37:16-21) and other times I just open the prison doors Myself (Acts 5:19) without waking anyone up. I’ve even been known to send an earthquake to open all the prison doors at once just to get two of My children out who were singing My praises (Acts 16:25-26). I can make the captors pity My people and just let them go (Psalm 106:46).

Sometimes I leave My children in prison so they can write letters that will help millions of other believers; so they can grow closer to Me; or even so they can be a testimony to the devil of how wrong he is. Some I leave in prison so they can be an example to others on how to respond to trials and tribulations (Job).

I can write a book using forty different men over 1,500 years on three different continents and preserve it flawless (Psalm 19:6-7; 119:140, 160) forever (Psalm 119:89, 152).

In My Book, I can use every type of literature from action, law, history, drama, romance, allegory, and prophecy to poetry, intrigue, and prose. I can make one book have hidden codes that man will never find; yet, make it apply to all cultures and all men at all times.
I know that you want out of prison, Son. I know how to get you out any time that I want without your help and in spite of you or anyone else’s interfering. When I get you out, it will be because I’m ready and for My glory. The enemies that rage against you also rage against Me and this angers Me (Psalm 7:6, 11). I will get the victory despite your weakness and their strength (I Kings 20). They mock Me, but I will have the final say (Psalm 37:13).

I can defeat the enemies of My people lots of ways, Son. I can drown the enemy (Exodus 14) so that My children don’t even have to fight, but they do get free weapons to use later. I can make them win when the man of God just holds up a stick (Exodus 17:8-13). I can make the enemy hear a noise of an army that doesn’t exist (II Kings 7) and scare them so badly that they run home naked or I can send another enemy against them to distract them from harming My people (II Kings 19:7). If they still don’t learn and come back to harm My people, I can send one angel and kill 185,000 enemy soldiers in one night (II Kings 19:35) so that My children don’t have to get their hands dirty.

I can send fire down and burn them up (II Kings 1; Revelation 11:5; 14:18; 16:8; 20:9). I can confuse them so they fight with each other (I Samuel 14:16) or just make them lose (I Samuel 16) regardless of how many soldiers they have (I Samuel 14:6) or what kind of low-tech weapons My children have (Judges 15:16). I can make an entire army go blind and then have one man of God lead them right to where I want them to show My people the very best way to get rid of any enemy (II Kings 6:18-20).

kh:    What is the best way to get rid of an enemy, Lord?

GOD:    The best way to get rid of an enemy is to make him your friend. Be kind to them (II Kings 6:22-23; Psalm 117:2; Romans 12:20). Pray for your enemies, Son (Matthew 5:44; Luke 6:28). That’s what made Me turn Job’s captivity (Job 42:10).

kh:    OK, Lord. Please bless those that have come against me and the ministry. May Your goodness bring them to repentance (Romans 2:4) before it is eternally too late (Hebrews 9:27). Please forgive them, Lord (Luke 23:34; Mark11:25; Acts 7:60).

GOD:    That’s the spirit I want from My children, Son (Luke 9:54-56). Go read a book. I’ve got your back.

GOD'S Last Name Is Not DAMN!!

Tuesday, May 13th, 2008

John: Dear God, I need you to …

God: Stop right there, John! I will not hear prayers from you.

John: Why not, God?

God: Your sins have built a wall between you and Me. I will not hear you. Read Isaiah 59:1-3. These verses describe you, John.

John: But God, I’m not that bad. I don’t hurt anyone. I try to be a good husband and dad.

God: John, I keep records of every word you speak. I have on record many thousands of times where “your tongue hath muttered perverseness” (Isaiah 59:3). You will stand before Me and give account for every idle word (Matthew 12:34-37). Your language may not bother you, but it greatly offends Me! Your very breath is in my hands (Daniel 5:23). I am very sick of hearing you use my air to curse.

John: But God, it’s just a habit. I don’t take it seriously.

God: I do, John. You will see just how seriously at your trial. Ignorance of the law is no excuse, John. You will be judged by My Word – the Bible. Read it, John. I hate cursing (Psalm 10:4-7; Romans 3:13; James 3:6-13).

You have used My holy name in vain thousands of times. I take that even more seriously. It is the third of my Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:7). I will find you very guilty, John. You have taken My name in vain thirty-seven times today!

Every time I hear you say, “God damn,” I write it down and say, “I will, John, I will” (Leviticus 18:21; 19:12; 24:10-16).

I’ve also heard you laugh when others use My name in vain. All those who take pleasure in unrighteousness will be damned (Romans 1:32; II Thessalonians 2:12). You’d better read those verses carefully, John. This is your indictment. They will be used at your trial. After your trial you will be sentenced. It will be a fearful thing to fall into the hands of an angry God (Hebrews 10:31)!

John: But God, I thought You loved everybody!

God: I am angry with the wicked every day (Psalm 7:11). You are wicked in my sight, John.

John: But God, nearly everyone talks like I do. All my friends curse and swear.

God: They will also be judged.

John: What about all the good I’ve done?

God: Even the “good” that you do looks like filthy rags in my sight (Isaiah 64:6). I keep a record of all your thoughts, John (Psalm 94:11; Isaiah 66:18; Matthew 9:4; 12:25). You will face an entirely new set of charges because of your lust (Matthew 5:28; II Peter 2:14). I record what you watch on TV as well (Psalm 101:3). I take these things very seriously.

Another set of charges will be your lies. I have them all recorded (Romans 3:4). All liars go to the lake of fire, John. There are no exceptions (Revelation 21:8). We haven’t even mentioned the other commandments you have broken, John. You’d better prepare to meet Me at trial (Amos 4:12). Your case looks real bad!

John: But God! I don’t want to go to Hell! What if I straighten up my life and never sin again?

God: You can’t and won’t do that, John. It’s too late; I already have all the evidence I need to convict you. Even if you could live a perfect life from now on, you must still pay for your past sins. I’m a just God. Every sin must be paid for.

John: But God, isn’t there anything I can do?

God: No, John. You can not do anything about it, but I can. I’m not willing that any should perish (II Peter 3:9). I provided a way out, but you have rejected it. You are headed for hell, John (Psalm 9:17).

John: What way did you provide, Lord?

God: I came to earth as a man, lived a sinless life for more than thirty-three years, and allowed wicked men to beat Me, crucify Me, and bury Me. Three days later, I rose from the dead. That’s the Gospel. I did all this for you, John. All you had to do was believe and receive My gift of life (Romans 6:23; 10:9, 10). But you have rejected My offer. I’m willing to pay the penalty for your sin with My own blood. You must believe that (Romans 10:9-13). There is no other way to be saved (Acts 4:12). I am the only way, but you have not trusted Me; so you will pay for your own sins. The wages of sin is death (Romans 6:23).

John: Is it too late for me, God?

God: Not yet, but your time is close.

John: What can I do to be saved (Acts 4:12)?

God: First, admit or confess that you are a sinner (Romans 3:23).

John: Oh God, I do confess! I have broken Your laws many times. I’m guilty as charged. I have no defense.

God: Second, confess that you believe the Gospel (Romans 10:9).

John: Lord, I believe that You died for me, were buried, rose from the dead, and are alive and able to pay for my sins. I hereby receive Your free gift of a new birth (John 3:3-7) and eternal life. Please save me right now.

God: I accept you as My child. Your sins are forgiven. You now have eternal life (John 3:15-16; 5:24).

John: Thank you, God.

God: John, now you can call Me, Father. John. And now that you are My child, let’s hear that prayer you started to pray earlier.

John: Wow! Dear Heavenly Father, that sounds too good to be true! Dear Father, I need you to bless me and my family.

God: Be specific, Son. What exactly do you need?

John: Father, I need wisdom to lead my family in Your ways. This world is so wicked! I really need help with my mouth. Help me guard my tongue!

God: I always answer that prayer, Son (James 1:5). Read My Word every day to gain wisdom (Proverbs 8-10). Avoid evil people as friends (Psalm 1:1). Delight in My Word; meditate in it every day (Psalm 1:2-3, I Peter 2:2) and you will grow and prosper. The mouth may take a few days. Be alert!

John: What if I sin again?

God: If you sin it will be treated as a family matter now, not a legal matter. I will deal with you as a son (Hebrews 12:5-11). Now you can use I John 1:9: confess your sins and I will forgive and cleanse you.

John: What can I do to grow?

God: You are a new baby, John. Be baptized and join a Bible-believing church. They will help you grow. Tell your friends about My coming trial and their only way out of trouble. Welcome to the largest family on earth! I love you, Son.

Knee-Mail: “Baaaaaaa!”

Friday, May 9th, 2008

From:    Kent Hovind
Sent:    February 20, 2008
To:    Young Shepherd
Subject:    Scarred Sheep

First read:    I Samuel 17: 34-37

1 Samuel 17:34-37  “And David said unto Saul, Thy servant kept his father’s sheep, and there came a lion, and a bear, and took a lamb out of the flock:  And I went out after him, and smote him, and delivered it out of his mouth: and when he arose against me, I caught him by his beard, and smote him, and slew him.  Thy servant slew both the lion and the bear: and this uncircumcised Philistine shall be as one of them, seeing he hath defied the armies of the living God.  David said moreover, The LORD that delivered me out of the paw of the lion, and out of the paw of the bear, he will deliver me out of the hand of this Philistine. And Saul said unto David, Go, and the LORD be with thee.”

KH:    Excuse me, young man, what on earth happened to that terrified little lamb you are holding?

Young Shepherd: Oh, he’s pretty scared right now but he’ll be OK. He was almost     eaten by that lion over there.

KH:    Is the lion dead?

YS:    Oh, yeah! Really dead!

KH:    What happened?

YS:    I’ve been a shepherd watching over my father’s flock here since I was about ten years old. My job is to protect the sheep.

KH:    Do sheep need protection?

YS:    Oh yeah. They are really helpless and stupid. They would all be dead without me. A few minutes ago that lion grabbed this lamb and tried to run off with it, but I killed him.

KH:    How did you kill him?

YS:    I hit him with a rock out of my sling first. That knocked him down and made him drop the lamb. I hoped that he would get the message and just leave, but as I went to get my lamb, the lion rose up against me. I grabbed his beard and hit him again. This time I used a bigger rock to really explain it to him.

KH:    Did you want to kill the lion?

YS:    Not really. I don’t like to have to kill any animal. I didn’t ask for this fight, but he came and took my lamb. My job is to protect my sheep (John 10). That lion chose a lamb from the wrong flock this time.

KH:    Did you hear the lion come into the flock?

YS:    No, they are really quiet and sneaky.

KH:    What alerted you to the problem?

YS:    The lamb cried out for me. That’s all I need to hear.

KH:    Did you risk your life to rescue this lamb because it is a good lamb?

YS:    No, actually this one tends to wonder off at times. I rescued it because it is mine and it cried out to me.

KH:    So where are you headed now?

YS:    First, I’m going to wash and comfort this lamb. It’s been pretty traumatized. Once I get it calmed down, I will go skin the lion and bury the carcass. That lion skin will make a nice warm coat.

KH:    And serve as a great reminder of an incredible story!

YS:    It will also remind this lamb every time I wear it to stay close to me and not wander off.

KH:    That’s for sure! Say, what’s your name, young shepherd?

YS:    David, sir, son of Jessie.

kh:    Hey, Lord?

GOD:    Yes, Son.

kh:    That lamb was helpless against that lion, wasn’t it?

GOD:    Yes, Son, it sure was.

kh:    That lion had no mercy or compassion did it, Lord?

GOD:     No, Son, none at all.

kh:    That lamb’s only hope was for that shepherd to rescue it, wasn’t it, Lord?

GOD:    Yes, Son. Without the shepherd, the lamb would be dead right now.

kh:    Lord, I’m in the jaws of a merciless beast right now, aren’t I, Lord (Proverbs 28:15-18)?

GOD:    Yes, Son, you sure are.

kh:    Lord, all that lamb could do was cry out and the shepherd got involved with whatever level of force was needed to rescue his lamb, right, Lord?

GOD:    Yes, Son. All the good shepherd ever needs to hear is for one of his lambs to cry out for help. He will take it from there.

kh:    Lord?

God:    Yes, My Son.

kh:    Baaaaaaaaa!

Knee-Mail: “One at a Time”

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

From:    Kent Hovind
Sent:    January 30, 2008
To:    John Rankin
Subject:    The Burden for the World Is Too Great

– First read:    Galatians 6:2, “Bear ye one another’s burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ.”

kh:    Lord, the needs of the world are so great and I am so small! Even the needs in this prison are beyond my comprehension. I can’t carry this burden, Lord. It’s too heavy!

GOD:    Come with Me, Son. I need you to meet John.

kh:    Where are we, Lord?

GOD:    Rankin, Ohio, Son. Do you see that house on the hill with the candle in the window?

kh:    Yes, Lord.

GOD:    Go talk to the man who lives there, Son.

kh:    OK, Lord…

KH:    Excuse me, sir, you sure have a lot of kids running around here! Are they all yours?

John Rankin:    Yes, sir! Aren’t they great! I’ve got thirteen and wish I had a hundred.

KH:    Is that black man eating at your table one of your slaves?

JR:    Oh, no! We hate slavery! They still have it in the South and it looks like there will be a war over it soon. This man just swam over the Ohio River to escape slavery.

KH:    He swam the Ohio? That’s a big river!

JR:    Yes, he did. We’ve had about 2,000 slaves come here over the years.

KH:    Isn’t it dangerous to harbor runaway slaves?

JR:    Oh, yes! The Fugitive Slave Act of 1850 makes it really dangerous! I could be hung and my property confiscated.

KH:    Is it worth risking your family, your home, and your life to help one slave? There are millions of slaves in the South.

JR:    I know. I can’t handle the whole burden by myself. But I can do my part and help this one today and another one tomorrow. I can’t focus on the entire problem too long. I get too discouraged. Right now I’ll feed and clothe this one, give him some identification papers and money, and pass him up the line.

KH:    But he’s only one! Is it worth the risk?

JR:    Hmmm…what’s freedom worth? Come join us for dinner and you can ask him yourself what freedom is worth.

KH:    I’d be honored to join you for dinner, but I think I know what he’ll say already.

kh:    Lord—thanks. I’ll just get one at a time and leave the big picture to You.

GOD:    Good, Son. Today it’s Robert for you, Son. I’ll handle the rest. I’ve got your back.