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Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

June 24, 2008

Dear CSE Bloggers and Readers,

Thank you for taking time to participate in the CSE blog site. There have been many interesting discussions on this site from time to time.

CSE will be launching a new improved Web site in the near future which will encompass the CSE blogs. Therefore, we are excited to be immediately moving to a new format for CSE blogs. The new format will continue to post Dr. Hovind’s writings and articles from CSE from time to time. It will continue to post encouraging comments for Dr. Hovind and positive discussion on the current blog. The new format will no longer include back and forth discussion, rather, only positive comments that can be printed and sent to Dr. Hovind as an encouragement to him. So if you would like to leave a comment about a current blog, or an encouraging note to Dr. Hovind please feel free to do that as usual.

I would like to personally thank Paul Abramson for the outstanding job he has done at keeping the debates on a level playing field. Paul, you are a great asset to the Creation movement. I also wanted to allow Paul to address the readers and bloggers one more time before signing off as moderator in this venue.

Dear CSE Bloggers,

THANK YOU!

What a ride. What a battle. What an interesting, interesting time it has been being the editor of the www.cseblogs.com web site for the past year-and-a-half.

As CSE (Creation Science Evangelism @ www.drdino.com) moves forward, it has been decided to make some changes.

I want to express that I have learned a lot from moderating the debates and comments. I sometimes learn a lot more (shhh… don’t tell the skeptics this) from the skeptics and their challenges. It has encouraged me to really think through what I know, what I think I know, and what I cannot “prove” to be true.

Those of you who have been here for some time know that we had a (how do I put this) … red-hot-raging! creation vs. evolution debate for over one year within the blog. Contentions, charges, and counter-charges often filled pages of data each day. We finally ended that debate for the most part, in about October 2007. (For newer folks, go back and look at some of this debate from back then, if you are interested.)

But after ending the creation-evolution debate, we then found new things to debate about! ;-)

To believers, CSE requests your prayers! I will continue coordinating the translation project with CSE that we began 2 years ago. We are excited because our first DVD with 15 languages has been completed and is going to be released worldwide very soon! Additionally I will remain the editor of my own (completely separate) site: www.creationism.org – as I have been doing, and I can be reached through my Email there at: paul@zzz.com

Thank you again.

May “The Scientific Mathematician”, i.e. the God of the Bible, Bless You and Keep You,

Paul Abramson

Thank you for your prayerful support for Dr. Hovind and the CSE Team as we continue to take the Gospel literally around the globe!

Moving forward for HIS glory,

Eric Hovind and the
CSE Team

Knee-Mail: Nets

Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

From:    Kent Hovind
Sent:    April 29, 2008
To:    Peter
Subject:    Fishers of Men

First read:    Luke 5:1-9

Luke 5:1-9  “And it came to pass, that, as the people pressed upon him to hear the word of God, he stood by the lake of Gennesaret,  And saw two ships standing by the lake: but the fishermen were gone out of them, and were washing their nets.  And he entered into one of the ships, which was Simon’s, and prayed him that he would thrust out a little from the land. And he sat down, and taught the people out of the ship.  Now when he had left speaking, he said unto Simon, Launch out into the deep, and let down your nets for a draught.  And Simon answering said unto him, Master, we have toiled all the night, and have taken nothing: nevertheless at thy word I will let down the net.  And when they had this done, they enclosed a great multitude of fishes: and their net broke.  And they beckoned unto their partners, which were in the other ship, that they should come and help them. And they came, and filled both the ships, so that they began to sink.  When Simon Peter saw it, he fell down at Jesus’ knees, saying, Depart from me; for I am a sinful man, O Lord.  For he was astonished, and all that were with him, at the draught of the fishes which they had taken.”

KH:    Excuse me, Mr. Peter. What happened to that net? Is it ruined?

Peter:    Oh, it’s pretty badly ripped all right, but I think I can fix it. These nets cost about 150 shekels so we try to make them last as long as possible. We are real careful with them.

KH:    If you were careful, how did it get torn up so badly?

PT:    Well… about an hour ago, my partners and I were pretty discouraged. We had fished all night and caught nothing. We were tired. We were thinking about quitting and were washing the nets (Luke 5:2) right here on this same rock when that man over there talking to the crowd of people came by. His name is Jesus. He got in my boat a few feet from shore to preach to a huge crowd of people. While we washed the nets, he preached. It was incredible! I’ve never heard anything like it before. When he got done speaking, he told me to launch out into the deep water and let down the nets (Luke 5:4).

KH:     Did you do it?

PT:    Well…yes and no. I did launch out, even though I told him we had fished all night and caught nothing (Luke 5:5). I did let down one net, this one actually, even though he had said nets. I don’t know if it was laziness or lack of faith, or just not paying real close attention to his words, but I only put down one net.

KH:    What happened?

PT:    We caught so many fish, it ripped the net! We filled two boats with the fish! There were so many that both boats began to sink. I tell you, Kent, I’ve been fishing this lake all my life and I’ve never seen anything like it. Zebedee is taking the fish to market now.

KH:    What are you going to do now?

PT:    I’m gonna fix this net and leave everything here with Zebedee. I’m gonna follow that Jesus guy for the rest of my life. He said, “Follow me and I’ll make you fishers of men (Matt. 4:19).” If he can help us catch fish like this, I can’t wait to see how many men we catch!

KH:    There is no way you would believe me if I told you how it will turn out.

PT:    I’ll also try to listen to His instructions real carefully.

KH:    Great idea!

Knee-mail: “Black Jack” Pershing

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

From:    Kent Hovind
Sent:    April 16, 2008
To:    Muslim Terrorist
Subject:    I can’t trust in Jesus!

KH:    Whoa there, fella! You look totally terror stricken! Why are you running through the jungle screaming and crying? What happened?

Muslim Terrorist:    Oh, it was awful! It wasn’t supposed to end this way! We, the Muslims are supposed to be the ones doing the terrorizing, not the Americans. I can’t believe this happened! I’ve got to warn the others.

KH:    Wait, calm down for a second. What has made you so scared?

MT:    I can’t believe what he did. It was awful!

KH:    What who did?

MT:    That infidel American general they call “Black Jack” Pershing. He came here to the Philippines in 1899 to fight with us. Oh…it was so awful! I’ve got to go warn the others.

KH:    Wait a second! What did he do?

MT:    Well, we have been killing villagers and Americans for a while now. Everyone was scared of us. That’s how it is supposed to be. You see, if we Muslims die in a holy war killing Jews or Christians, we get to go straight to paradise and get seventy-two beautiful virgins as wives. But now, oh this is awful! I’ve got to warn my friends about what happened.

KH:    So what happened?

MT:    Twenty-four of us Muslims were captured yesterday by the Americans. They tied us all to stakes to execute us. We were so excited to be martyrs in a jihad. That’s the only way to be sure of going to paradise. Then, Pershing did the unthinkable. It was awful!

KH:    What did he do?

MT:    While we were tied up waiting to be martyred and go to paradise, his soldiers dug a big pit in front of us, killed a pig, dipped their bullets in the pig’s blood, and shot everyone but me. All of their bodies were put in the pit and the pig’s blood was poured over them! It was awful! Then the soldiers threw the dead pig in the pit and buried them all together!

KH:    So? What’s wrong with that? You said that they all thought that they were going to paradise.

MT:    Oh, don’t you see? Our religion teaches that anyone who eats or even touches anything from a pig is damned to hell forever! Those men should be in paradise right now, but Pershing sent them all to hell! I can almost hear their screams! I’ve got to go warn the others!

KH:    Wait! Pershing didn’t send those men to hell and neither did the pig’s blood. Jesus Christ was God in the flesh. He died on the cross to forgive our sins. Believe on Him and be saved (Rom. 10:9-13).

MT:    Jesus didn’t die on a cross. They killed someone else who looked like Jesus.

KH:    Whoever taught you that was lying. God created the world and came down to save us. Jesus’ blood is the only way to be forgiven, not your works. You can be saved and set free from your hated, fear, and superstition right now by calling on Him for salvation.

MT:    I can’t do that! My family would kill me! Oh, what can I do? How can I tell the families of those poor men? General Pershing dipped one last bullet in the blood and put it in my shirt pocket before he cut me loose. I’m afraid to touch it! Would you get it out for me, please?

KH:    Ah…no, you’d better show it to your friends. If you will not trust Christ, maybe that bullet will at least stop you from being a terrorist.

MT:    Oh, I’m terrorized now. I’ll never get anywhere near another U.S. soldier as long as I live! I have to go warn the others (running off). Ahhhhh! It’s awful! I can’t believe it!

kh:    Oh, God, please help these poor souls to come to the truth before it is too late.

GOD:    Many have come to the truth and more will come, Son. Stay faithful to Me. I’ve got your back.

Knee-Mail: Dear Herod

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008

From:    Kent Hovind
Sent:     April 28, 2008
To:    Herod
Subject:    Do you fear God?
First read:    Matthew 3:1-12; 14:1-12; Mark 6:14-28

Matthew 3:1-12  “In those days came John the Baptist, preaching in the wilderness of Judea,  And saying, Repent ye: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.  For this is he that was spoken of by the prophet Isaiah, saying, The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lord, make his paths straight.  And the same John had his raiment of camel’s hair, and a leather girdle about his loins; and his meat was locusts and wild honey.  Then went out to him Jerusalem, and all Judea, and all the region round about Jordan,  And were baptized of him in Jordan, confessing their sins.  But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?  Bring forth therefore fruits meet for repentance:  And think not to say within yourselves, We have Abraham to our father: for I say unto you, that God is able of these stones to raise up children unto Abraham.  And now also the axe is laid unto the root of the trees: therefore every tree which bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.  I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance: but he that cometh after me is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire:  Whose fan is in his hand, and he will throughly purge his floor, and gather his wheat into the garner; but he will burn up the chaff with unquenchable fire.”

Matthew 14:1-12  “At that time Herod the tetrarch heard of the fame of Jesus,  And said unto his servants, This is John the Baptist; he is risen from the dead; and therefore mighty works do show forth themselves in him.  For Herod had laid hold on John, and bound him, and put him in prison for Herodias’ sake, his brother Philip’s wife.  For John said unto him, It is not lawful for thee to have her.  And when he would have put him to death, he feared the multitude, because they counted him as a prophet.  But when Herod’s birthday was kept, the daughter of Herodias danced before them, and pleased Herod.  Whereupon he promised with an oath to give her whatsoever she would ask.  And she, being before instructed of her mother, said, Give me here John Baptist’s head in a charger.  And the king was sorry: nevertheless for the oath’s sake, and them which sat with him at meat, he commanded it to be given her.  And he sent, and beheaded John in the prison.  And his head was brought in a charger, and given to the damsel: and she brought it to her mother.  And his disciples came, and took up the body, and buried it, and went and told Jesus.”

Mark 6:14-28  “And king Herod heard of him; (for his name was spread abroad:) and he said, That John the Baptist was risen from the dead, and therefore mighty works do show forth themselves in him.  Others said, That it is Elijah. And others said, That it is a prophet, or as one of the prophets.  But when Herod heard thereof, he said, It is John, whom I beheaded: he is risen from the dead.   For Herod himself had sent forth and laid hold upon John, and bound him in prison for Herodias’ sake, his brother Philip’s wife: for he had married her.  For John had said unto Herod, It is not lawful for thee to have thy brother’s wife.  Therefore Herodias had a quarrel against him, and would have killed him; but she could not:  For Herod feared John, knowing that he was a just man and a holy, and observed him; and when he heard him, he did many things, and heard him gladly.  And when a convenient day was come, that Herod on his birthday made a supper to his lords, high captains, and chief estates of Galilee;  And the daughter of the said Herodias came in, and danced, and pleased Herod and them that sat with him, the king said unto the damsel, Ask of me whatsoever thou wilt, and I will give it thee.  And he swore unto her, Whatsoever thou shalt ask of me, I will give it thee, unto the half of my kingdom.  And she went forth, and said unto her mother, What shall I ask? And she said, The head of John the Baptist.  And she came in straightway with haste unto the king, and asked, saying, I will that thou give me by and by in a charger the head of John the Baptist.  And the king was exceeding sorry; yet for his oath’s sake, and for their sakes which sat with him, he would not reject her.  And immediately the king sent an executioner, and commanded his head to be brought: and he went and beheaded him in the prison,  And brought his head in a charger, and gave it to the damsel: and the damsel gave it to her mother.”

KH:    Excuse me, Mr. Herod, sir, you look worried. Are you OK?

Herod the Tetrarch:    No, I’m not OK and yes, I am worried. I think I’m making a serious mistake.

KH:    What seems to be the problem?

HT:    I just ordered my executioner to go cut off John the Baptist’s head. He is in my prison (Mark 6:27).

KH:    Why would you order him killed?

HT:    Oh, this is such a mess! How do I get in these messes? I should have listened to John. Now I’m really in trouble when I face God.

KH:    Well, just call off the execution. If you have doubts, don’t kill a man of God. Jesus said that John is the greatest man ever born of women (Matt. 11:11). Why do you think you have to kill him?

HT:    I’ll never have peace in my family if I don’t. My dad, Herod the Great, had several sons. One of them, my brother Philip, is the ruler on the other side of Galilee. He had a really good-looking wife and daughter. His wife Herodias flirted with me and finally left Philip, and I married her. John the Baptist told me this was wrong and that God was not pleased.

KH:    Well… he was right. The Bible does have a lot to say about adultery (Ex. 20:14). God hates it. John was just preaching the Truth to you. Why not just listen to him?

HT:    I know what the Bible says and I know that John is right, but Herodias got upset at his preaching and wanted me to kill him (Mark 6:18-19). She made life pretty miserable for me around the palace but I wouldn’t let her hurt him.

KH:    Why not?

HT:    Well, there were several reasons: I feared him (Mark 6:20); I know he is a prophet of God. He’s been preaching around here for a long time.

KH:    He seems to preach on a variety of topics besides just the Gospel.

HT:    Oh yeah, he preached about the sins of the tax collectors (Luke 3:12-13), the religious leaders (Matt. 3:7-10), and the soldiers (Luke 3:14). If he saw corruption, he preached against it. I spent lots of time talking with him and he always pointed out the evil in my life and administration (Luke 3:19). His preaching did make me change a lot of things (Mark 6:20). I was deeply convicted by his teaching and even considered becoming a believer in the Jesus he talks about. I also fear the people (Matt 14:5)—all of us politicians do! The people think John is a prophet.

KH:    Maybe he is. Why are you having him killed?

HT:    Well… I fear God—a little (II Kings 17:32, 41). I fear the people even more, and I fear John, but a few minutes ago, at my birthday party, my real fears surfaced.

KH:    What happened?

HT:    Herodias’s daughter danced for all my birthday guests (Matt. 14:6, Mark 6:22). Everyone really liked it, especially me. I made one of those spur-of-the-moment rash promises that people make when they are burning with lust. I promised to give her anything she wanted, up to half of my kingdom (Mark 6:22-23).

KH:    So what did she ask for?

HT:    That’s the problem. She asked for John the Baptist’s head. I think her mother put her up to it (Matt. 14:8; Mark 6:24). That’s why I ordered my man to go get it.

KH:    Why not first tell her you made a mistake in giving her that promise and tell her no?

HT:    I made the promise publicly. I’d look bad in front of my friends if I didn’t do it (Matt. 14:9, Mark 6:26). It might cost me my job at the next election. Plus, I’d certainly have to sleep on the couch for a while—maybe for life.

KH:    You will have a man of God killed and destroy his family and ministry because of fear of the people (Prov. 29:25) and to satisfy the lust of your flesh (Gal. 5:16, I John 2:16)? Don’t you fear God?

HT:    Yes, but not enough.

Knee-Mail: The Tree Trimmer

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

From:    Kent Hovind
Sent:    March 17, 2008
To:    The Tree Trimmer
First read:    John 15:1-8 “I am the true vine, and my Father is the husbandman.  Every branch in me that beareth not fruit he taketh away: and every branch that beareth fruit, he purgeth it, that it may bring forth more fruit.  Now ye are clean through the word which I have spoken unto you.  Abide in me, and I in you. As the branch cannot bear fruit of itself, except it abide in the vine; no more can ye, except ye abide in me.  I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing.  If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.  If ye abide in me, and my words abide in you, ye shall ask what ye will, and it shall be done unto you.  Herein is my Father glorified, that ye bear much fruit; so shall ye be my disciples. ”

GOD:    Hey, Son, come with Me. I’ll teach you something today.

kh:    OK, Lord. I love it when You teach me.

GOD:    Do you see that man by the pick up truck?

kh:    Yes, Lord. It looks like he is sharpening a chain saw.

GOD:    Go talk to him, Son, and listen very closely to what he says. It will help you.

KH:    Excuse me, sir. What is going on here?

Tree Trimmer:    Hi, Kent, I’ve been expecting you. Have a seat on the log. I’m sharpening my chain saw and oiling the chain and bar so it will cut fast and smooth.

KH:    What are you going to cut?

TT:    I’m going to prune that huge pecan tree over there.

KH:    Wow! That’s a big one! Is it not bearing fruit or something?

TT:    Oh, no. That’s one of the best producing trees in the state. Last year it produced over two hundred pounds of pecans.

KH:    Then why are you going to prune it?

TT:    Well…lots of reasons. Pruning it back has to be done at the right time of year, which is now, to make it bear more fruit. It will hurt the tree some for a while; but after it heals, it will produce lots more fruit.

While it is healing, it will send its roots even deeper. That will make it stronger to hold up to storms and be less affected by periods of drought. The root growth is taking place deep underground where nobody can see it, but it is really happening and it is essential for the long term good of the tree.

Pruning it also stimulates the meristematic cells that produce buds. They won’t grow without this stimulant.

KH:    But the tree looks great to me. It’s really tall!

TT:    Yes, it is, and that’s part of the problem. The rapid growth and huge size is causing two problems. Can you see what they are?

KH:    Ah…not really. It looks a little lopsided on the right, but it looks good to me. What are the two problems you hope to fix?

TT:    It is a little off center, so I’ll trim more off the right to balance it. That will add to its overall ability to withstand storms. Plus, this tree is so big, it is casting a shadow over the younger ones all around it. They need sunlight to grow and produce more fruit as well.

Trimming the big one back will allow more light and airflow to all of them. This helps prevent disease. Everyone benefits.

I’m going to take quite a bit off of the big one, and it will probably go into shock for the first year and not produce much fruit…but the second year—you won’t believe the fruit it will produce! I’ve been doing this type of work for a long time, Kent. I’ve seen it work many times.

KH:    You sure seem to be concerned about getting that saw sharp! Why?

TT:    I love my trees and the fruit they produce. I have to prune them, but I don’t want to hurt them more than necessary. I want the cutting process to be as fast, smooth, and as painless as possible. A smooth cut heals faster. I know exactly where and how to cut, to allow for quick healing and still give maximum benefit for the tree. I need to get cutting now. Try some of these pecans and take a pocketful with you.

KH:    Thanks…Wow! These taste great!

TT:    I told you that I know what’s best for the trees. Come back in two years and you will see that the new crop will be even better. All the smaller trees will be bearing lots more fruit as well. Three of them were started from that big one. They will really grow fast while the big one is recovering.

KH:    Hey, thanks for the pecans and the lessons.

TT:    You are welcome.

kh:    God?

GOD:    Yes, Son.

kh:    Thanks. I think I see now why You allowed all this to happen to me.

GOD:    I thought you would, Son. I love you and always do what is best for those who love Me (Romans 8:28). Go to lunch, Son. I’ve got your back.