From: Kent Hovind
Sent: October 28, 2008
To: Who is Jesus?
Subject: Deity of Christ
GOD: Good morning, Son.
KH: Good morning, Lord.
GOD: You still don’t get it, Son. Let’s go for a walk (Genesis 5:24). I’d like for you to meet a few people. Maybe they can explain it where you will understand…Go talk with King Herod other there, Son. Don’t stay too long. He’s pretty angry (Proverbs 22:24).
KH: Excuse me, Mr. Herod. What has made you so angry?
Herod: Those guys lied to me (Matthew 1:1-12)!
KH: What guys?
Herod: There was a group of wise men from the East that came here a few days ago. They said they were looking for a new king who had been born around here two years ago. I told them to find him and come back to tell me so I could worship him too. They never came back. They lied.
KH: Did you really want to worship him?
Herod: Of course not! I lied to them. But it’s OK for me to lie. I’m the king here.
KH: That new baby would be Jesus. Do you know who He is?
Herod: Of course I do! He’s a threat to my throne! There is only room for one king – me. OK soldiers, let’s head down to Bethlehem and pay this Jesus kid a visit…
GOD: He never got it, Son. Let’s go visit some common folk on a hillside…
KH: Excuse me, folks. You look flabbergasted (Matthew 7:28)! What happened?
Commoner: We just spent the last two hours listening to a man named Jesus teach about God’s kingdom (Matthew 5-7). We are shocked, stunned, amazed, and awed by what we have heard!
KH: Who is this Jesus?
Commoner: I don’t know anything about him, but he’s the greatest teacher I’ve ever heard! He talks like he has real authority (Matthew 7:29)!
GOD: They got a little bit of the picture, Son. Let’s go to the temple (Matthew 8:4).
KH: Excuse me, fellows. You sure look puzzled as you study that scroll. What are you searching for?
Priest: We are searching Leviticus, chapters 13 – 14, to be sure we do this right. This man was just healed of leprosy. He wants to bring the sacrifice Moses commanded.
KH: Why would you need to study that? You priests do this full time and have for centuries. Don’t you know what to do by heart?
Priest: Since Moses gave the law fourteen hundred years ago, we don’t have record of anyone being cured of leprosy, except Naaman (2 Kings 5:1-19). He was not an Israelite, so he didn’t follow Leviticus. None of us priests have ever handled a case like this before. It’s pretty exciting!
KH: How did he get healed?
Priest: He claims some guy named Jesus just said five words to him (Matthew 8:3) and he was instantly and completely cleansed.
KH: Who is this Jesus?
Priest: I don’t know, but he’s not a normal man!
GOD: Let’s go to Gergesa, Son (Matthew 8:28-34; Mark 5:1-17; Luke 8:26-40).
KH: Excuse me, sir. You look excited!
Former Maniac: I’m free (Luke 8:39)! I’ve been possessed with devils for years (Luke 8:27). Jesus cast them out! I’m free! I’m telling everyone what Jesus did for me.
KH: Didn’t he tell you to shew the things God did for you (Luke 8:39)?
FM: Yes, he did. He must be God to have that kind of power!
GOD: He’s getting it, Son. Now turn around.
KH: Excuse me, sir. You look pretty upset. What’s wrong?
Mayor of Gergesa: I am upset! I can’t believe that Jesus guy would come into my town – uninvited by the way – and nearly destroy our economy. I told him to leave (Matthew 8:34; Mark 5:17; Luke 8:37).
KH: What did he do?
MG: I’m not sure how he did it, but two thousand of our pigs (Mark 5:13) just ran down a hill into a lake trying to get away from him. They all drowned. Two thousand hogs cost a lot of money! That’s a serious blow to our economy here.
KH: Aren’t you Jewish?
MG: Yes, we all are around here.
KH: Aren’t pigs unclean (Leviticus 11:7)? What are you doing allowing pigs in your town? Maybe Jesus did you a favor.
MG: I don’t know who Jesus is, but he upset our economy, so he can’t stay here (1 Timothy 6:10)! He’s too expensive to keep around.
GOD: They never got it, Son. Let’s go on…
KH: Excuse me, fellas, what’s this meeting about?
Pharisee: We are holding a council to figure out how to kill Jesus.
KH: Why?
Pharisee: He just healed a man on the Sabbath (Matthew 12:9-13).
KH: What’s wrong with that?
Pharisee: Moses gave us God’s law about resting on the Sabbath (Exodus 20:10). As the religious rulers of the people, we have added lots of our own rules to God’s laws over the years. Jesus doesn’t respect our rules at all. If we let him go on like this, then our jobs, our power, and our prestige are all at stake. We feel it is best to kill him. He’s a threat to our system.
GOD: They didn’t get it, Son. Let’s go meet one more group of men…
KH: Excuse me, fellas. I just saw that man lift right off the ground and go up through that cloud (Acts 1:9-10). I know you all saw him, too. Who on earth was that?
Peter: I’ve been asking myself that same question for three and a half years now.
John: Me, too, Kent. I’ve been real close to him for the whole time, and I’ve see him do scores of miracles. He has healed the sick, fed the hungry, and raised the dead! That was Jesus.
Andrew: He has also walked on water (Matthew 14:25), walked through closed doors (Luke 24:36), predicted his own death and resurrection (Luke 9:22), and did so many things, the world itself couldn’t hold all the books if everything was recorded (John 21:25). He just went about doing good (Acts 10:38).
KH: So, who on earth was that?
Thomas: I didn’t believe it for a long time, but I do now. That was God Himself come down in the flesh.
All the Disciples: I agree.
GOD: It took them a while, Son, but they got it. Now it’s your turn, Son. You have known Me for forty years. When are you going to learn to quit worrying and trust Me? I know all about your situation. I’ve got everything under control. I’m God. Go walk the track. I’ve got your back.