God: Good morning, Son!
KH: Good morning, Lord.
God: You seem a little down today, Son.
KH: I’m sorry, Lord. This whole thing seems so unfair. I haven’t seen my wife in almost two years now and the court system moves so slow and so seldom overturns lower court decisions. Has all my life for you been in [...]
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First Date
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Knee-mail: Please Don’t Say That!
From: Kent Hovind
Sent: June 21, 2009
To: Pastor
First read: Acts 12:1-10
KH: Hello, Pastor. I really enjoyed your sermon today!
Pastor: Well, thank you!
KH: I would like to talk with you about one point you made if you have a minute.
Pastor: Sure, just let me finish shaking hands and we can talk…There, how can [...]
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Read it Carefully, Mr. Atheist
Atheist: Hey Hovind! You are a fool! I can’t understand why you would believe the Bible. It’s full of contradictions.
KH: Like what?
Atheist: All right. Look at I Kings 4:26, “Solomon had forty thousand stalls of horses for his chariots.”
KH: That is correct. What’s the problem?
Atheist: Now look at the same story in II Chron. 9:25 [...]
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Knee-mail: I’m Tired!
From: Kent Hovind
Sent: June 16, 2009
To: David, future king of Israel
GOD: Good morning, Son!
KH: Lord! It’s the middle of the night!
GOD: Well, Son, you, like most of My children, seem to hear Me better at night (2 Sam. 7:4). You are tired, aren’t you, Son?
KH: Yes, Lord. I’m tired of lots of things. I’m tired [...]
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Knee-mail: I-3
From: Kent Hovind
Sent: June 19, 2009
To: God
GOD: Good morning, Son.
KH: Morning? Lord, it’s the middle of the night!
GOD: This is about the only time I can get you quiet enough to listen, Son. I came to answer your prayer. You asked Me for wisdom on how to reach Kevin, Mark, and William, didn’t you?
KH: Yes, [...]
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Knee-Mail: A Word Fitly Spoken
From: Kent Hovind
Sent: January 16, 2009
To: God
First read: Proverbs 15:23; 25:11
KH: Thanks, Lord. I needed that and you sent it right on time.
GOD: I always do, Son. I keep telling you I’ve got everything under control and not to worry, but you forget so easily! That’s why I had “fear not” in My Word 365 [...]
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Knee-Mail: The Preacher's Kid
From: Kent Hovind
Sent: May 4, 2009
To: Hophni
First Read: 1 Samuel 1-4
KH: Good morning, Lord.
GOD: Good morning, Son. You have been wondering about Bob, haven’t you?
KH: Yes, Lord. His dad was a preacher. How did he turn out so evil?
GOD: Lots of preachers’ kids turn out fine, Son. Each person makes their own decisions in life. [...]
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Action Alert!
Liberty is a precious thing, and so many inmates in our country’s penal system are non-violent offenders with no record of violence or criminality, yet are locked up and serving lengthy sentences. A very important bill, HR 61, is before the U.S House of Representatives, and could reduce these sentences by 50% providing these inmates [...]
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Knee-Mail: Dear Rebekah
From: Kent Hovind
Sent: May 5, 2009
To: Rebekah
First Read: Genesis 24
KH: Hey, Lord?
GOD: Yes, Son?
KH: It’s been 2 ½ years today since I got locked up.
GOD: That’s correct, Son.
KH: That’s over 900 days, Lord. The days and nights sure seem long sometimes. How much longer?
GOD: I know, Son. I’ve been with you the entire time. We’ve [...]
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Knee-Mail: Tools
From: Kent Hovind
Sent: April 27, 2009
To: Robert “Bob” Hovind
KH: Good morning, Lord.
GOD: Good morning, Son. Are you ready to learn something today?
KH: Oh yes, Lord! I’m ready to learn whatever it is you want to teach me so I can go home! What on earth are you preparing me for, Lord?
GOD: It’s not just on [...]
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